In Japan families can summon their house ghost to kill pests for them.
WHO DIDN’T PUT THEIR TRAY-TABLE UP?
So I wanted to bake muffins but they didn’t rise so instead they turned into really dense and moist cookies. Not complaining though, they’re delicious.
I LOVE THIS.
There are two types of people:
One who would chuck a fit if cupcakes didn’t rise and throw them out
The other says “okay, maybe they’re not the best muffins, but they can make goddamn fabulous cookies!”
Why can’t we all be like that? Like with our bodies if we have a Beyoncé figure we can’t strive to have a Bella Thorne figure, yeah?
We need to accept the fact that, hey, we might not all meet the requirements to be a muffin, but we can still make a fantastic cookie!
THE POWER OF POSITIVITY, PEOPLE
Today you are my favorite person
I found this on the wall in english class today